So, I pull up to preschool carpool today to pick up Sophie and Macy and as soon as I get out of the car I hear Macy screaming bloody murder. I go to her and wonderful Ms. Debbie tells me that she shoved something up her nose. It is something hard, plastic, pink, and is lodged vertically up in Macy's nose. Freaking out that I'm going to have to spend my entire afternoon in the ER waiting for a doctor to use tweezers to yank something out of my daughter's nose, I have Ms. Debbie hold Macy down and I literally stuck my finger up her nose and dug the offending foreign body out of her nose (it took 3 or 4 tries while she was screaming as if I was amputating her hand)!!
This is what I find in her nose perilously close to invading her brain and destroying all her smarts...
It is the plastic zipper tab from her envelope she carries to and from school. She tells me, "I bite it off my folder and put it in my nose!" When asked why she responded, "Cause why." Okay...so maybe not a whole lot of smarts to start with :) Just kidding, the girl is brilliant and rest assured she learned her lesson.
Oh, and if you are concerned about the state of her nose she will tell you, "My nose, it fine, it okay!"
She is such a stinker...but such a cute stinker!!
